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That chick on the moon

No bitch on arm,
just my words and my stoner charm
With my dimples deep I smile at peace
'Cause I went out and
got what most y'all seek.



Megan. Nineteen. Full Time Stoner.

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

Posted 1 day ago With 157,913 notes

  • You: you smell nice.
  • Me: thanks it's the weed.

Posted 2 days ago With 10,496 notes

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

Posted 2 days ago With 57,795 notes

classycarolinagirl:

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

Posted 3 days ago With 485,146 notes

legalmexican:

when you pull down his undies and the dick pop out 

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Posted 3 days ago With 3,651 notes

bienenkiste:

"The most part of you". Antonia Wesseloh by Jaime Rubiano & Jason Last for Garage Magazine

bienenkiste:

"The most part of you". Antonia Wesseloh by Jaime Rubiano & Jason Last for Garage Magazine